found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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