this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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