what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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