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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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