seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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