Let the ladies wear their sundresses. I mean... do we really want to live in a world where every female is forced to shamble around in a spandex catsuit? *VOMIT*
What's with the overwhelming misconception that 1) Philadelphians are ugly 2) black and 3) poor. Do peopel not know what the Main Line and Chestnut Hill are? Even Rittenhouse Square.
215 isn't just philly it's all the suburbs. this is probably someone out towards the main line where you get shitfaced at galas on saturday night and still have to drag your sorry hungover ass to brunch at ten on sunday morning. lily pullitzer and loubotin clad.
Ok wow no one fucking gets this. Except 3:14 and a couple of you other retards.
A sundress, big hat, and big sunglasses are the easiest ways to make an ugly girl look hot.
That's how we trick you.
It's not a matter of whether sundresses are actually pretty. Hahahahahahahaha.
second 3:13. no...just a guy that can appreciate the female form. i promise, if you spend a day like i dscribed with a beutifull woman in a sundress you will remember it. that day happened almost 20 years ago and still remember it and she still looks great in a sundress. laugh if you want to d-bag
I thought the greatest trick was how to wrap their hand around the base of your cock and get it in on the action while delivering a good BJ. But I guess a fuckin' dress and a hat are fabulous, too.
This is from Philly. The fat dago bitch would be wearing her bootleg Manolos and lugging her three halfrican kids around beating them with a copy of Glamour. That shit ain't sexy.
Okay I'm going to end this once and for all. This text meant that It's hard to tell what the woman looks like under all that camouflage. The dress conceals rolls, the sunglasses half her face, and the hat her huge forehead. end of discussion.
p.s. woman are good at covering up their flaws, they spend their lives obsessing about it!!
3:22 yeah, and rich.
and i will be getting laid by a hot chick tonight.
thats the beauty of being old i don't have to run around with my dick in my hand like a crazy pussy hunter. i have live in pussy. and she knows what i like so i know it will always be a good time... so...how is the bar scene treating you kid?
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