she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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