He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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