The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
farters have to be the big spoon...
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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