I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I look better un-naked...
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Randomize
