it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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