At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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