i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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