i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Randomize
