No coffee does not sober you... but caffeine can kick start your metabolism which can speed up processing the alcohol. Stimulants make your body work faster... hence the STIMULANT part
Yeah I was gonna say the same thing, coffee, cold showers, or none of that crap works when you're trying to sober up... only time. If you don't know that you're retarded.
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