No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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