I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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