is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
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