Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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