Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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