Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I will be naked everywhere
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
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