I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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