U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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