definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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