if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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