Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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