I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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