My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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