I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Randomize
