I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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