Your mouth is God's brothel.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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