Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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