You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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