does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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