She's JV to your varsity
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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