I'm going to rape someone's good day.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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