I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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