Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I wear drunk well.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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