i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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