I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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