there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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