I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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