Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
i will never coherently bang her
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
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