And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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