Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
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