We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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