this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Randomize
