And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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