is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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