belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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