My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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