hell yes lets make some ravioli
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
she peed on how many people?
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Randomize
