Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize