You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Randomize
