Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Who died my cat blue again?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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