UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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