so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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