this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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